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Masculine Traits:

[X] You have a penis.
[X] You would prefer having a penis.
[ ] You don't wear makeup.
[ ] You love sports.
[ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE.
[ ] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard etc.
[ ] You enjoy UFC fighting.
[x] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child. (firefighter)
[x] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books.
[x] You like violent music.
[x] You don't care how you smell.
[ ] You look up to male role-models.
[x] You can relate to guy logic.
[ ] You speak man, as in tools, cars, etc.
[ ] You like baggy clothes.
[x] You like a well tailored suit.
[x] You love memes.
[ ] You like big dogs.
[ ] Fedoras are cool.
[x] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works.
[x] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.
[x] You sit with your legs apart.
[x] You don't understand women.
[ ] You rarely cry in front of people.
[x] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it.
[ ] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, ect.
[ ] You hold doors for women/disabled.
[ ] You brag about how much you can bench.
[ ] You have facial/chest hair.
[ ] You aren't ashamed of your bromance.
Total: 14

Feminine Traits:

[ ] You have a vagina.
[ ] You would prefer having a vagina.
[ ] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, ect.
[X] You wish you were thinner.
[ ] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon.
[ ] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect.
[ ] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, ect.
[X] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child.
[X] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
[X] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute.
[X] You are very self conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet.
[ ] You look up to female role-models.
[ ] You can relate to other women.
[ ] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect.
[ ] You like cute clothes.
[ ] You love a nicely laced corset.
[ ] You love to dye your hair.
[X] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything.
[ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches.
[ ] You worry you'll never settle down and have children.
[ ] You cross your legs and have good posture.
[ ] The male brain is a mystery.
[x] You don't mind letting your feelings out.
[X] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet.
[X] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her f*cking eyes out with your bare hands.
[ ] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology.
[ ] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles.
[ ] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over.
[x] You love cute little animals. (<3)
[ ] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed.
Total: 10
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Smitty Werben Jengar Mann Jensen
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315 OF THE COMMENTS COMMENTED ON MY PROFILE, FAVORITES ETC. SAY "THANKS FOR THE _________!" BEFORE YOU ADD ONE, PLEASE NOTE THIS:
THANKS FOR THE FAVOURITE
THANKS FOR THE WATCH
THANKS FOR THE LLAMA
THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES
I DON'T CARE! IF YOU THANK ME, SHOW IT IN A WAY OTHER THAN LEAVING A SPACE-WASTING COMMENT THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANY VALUE TO ME AND THAT DOESN'T BENEFIT ME, YOU, OR ANYONE!

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Favourite genre of music: any kind, really, except gosopel, because it sounds terrible and i am an atheist
Favourite cartoon character: Finn from Adventure Time
Personal Quote: "God doesn't exist"
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cremep0ps Featured By Owner May 25, 2014
Danny glover!
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cremep0ps Featured By Owner May 9, 2014
lel
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apricotemysphere Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the watch and the faves!
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Slothiitron Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hiya!! Just letting ya know that I've moved accounts from Madi-Gascarr. I'd really appreciate it if you could watch me on this account too ^w^
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Natalya-Chan Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Student
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Natalya-Chan Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013  Student
:iconpurplebutterfly1plz::iconpurplebutterfly2plz: Happy Birthday! :iconpurplebutterfly4plz::iconpurplebutterfly5plz:
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Codemaster9999 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013
Happy Birthday. :party: :cake: :iconcake3dplz:
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Brittney-DeFlames Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thx 4 Da Watch! <3
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ennielin Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Tag a quality deviant, You’re it! Quality doesn’t mean that you have a lot of followers, or a lot of messages. It means that you’re nice to other people, and you deserve to be happy. If you get this message, someone is telling you that they love you as you are, and they don’t care how much followers you have. Send this to 10 deviants who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen. But it’s just good to let someone know that you love them! ♥

:iconyeahplz: Because I love you, it's okay if you just treat this as Spam but know that I LOVE YOU!!!
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blucatt4ever Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
Awwh thank you so much :D I'm going through wn extremely hard time right now and that means a lot
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